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The Rise & Fall of Gaston the Incredible: Part Three

The Bad Medicine Years

Early in the New Year it was announced that someone in China had accidentally spilt some CIA monkey juice on the floor of a bioweapons lab run by Dr Faustus. Royal state media reported that it had escaped and started to spread amongst the population.

This was the opportunity the Reptile Club and their young leaders had been waiting for – Gaston continued to allow in flights from China for another week, and then, once the infection had spread sufficiently to warrant an emergency response, he immediately closed the country down.

Unfortunately most people in Peopleland still trusted the government. They had grown up under the benevolent reign of Brian the Boring, and naively believed that the emperor still had their best interests at heart. They were unaware that the contract had been rewritten and that the Reptile Club was now in charge.

Gaston rushed to unite the people behind him by removing all of their rights in the name of safety. The people were told that they were ‘All in this together’ and were encouraged by state media to bang pots at 7pm in support of medical staff busy making Tik-Tok videos.

His government introduced Leninist slogans such as ‘Doing the right thing’ & ‘Being there for one another’. They became rallying cries for Gaston and his ministers, who would recite these spells during public announcements; encouraging everyone to come together under the flag of safety through total obedience to Gaston. He declared Peopleland the safest country on earth, and that no faithful citizen would ever die of anything ever again if they simply ‘did the right thing’.

Anyone who opposed the measures, or questioned the authenticity of the threat was labeled an ‘Enemy of Goodness’, and Gaston openly questioned whether they should continue to ‘tolerate such people’.

By now, the people of Peopleland had become divided into two groups – the loyalists who were still hypnotized by Gaston’s policy magic and transfixed by the fear his Royal state media conjured up, and the rebels who now saw through his illusion, and feared for the future in what was now fast becoming a cruel and despotic reign.

After a winter of lockdowns and a conveyor belt of media manufactured fear, Gaston announced to the people that a new magic medicine was coming that would enable them to have their freedom back. He told the people all they had to do was get the government injection and they could ‘go back to normal’.

Anyone who asked what was in the injection was labeled a ‘Science Denier’, and accused of attempting to ‘kill Grandma’.

Gaston said that the injection contained only goodness and no badness. And although the people who made the injection had only ever tested it on animals – all of which had died by the way – and wouldn’t say what was in it, Gaston granted them Royal immunity from responsibility if anything went wrong. He declared the medicine ‘safe & effective’.

Gaston said that getting the medicine was a choice, but a week later declared that anyone who didn’t get it couldn’t ‘go back to normal’. He announced that anyone who did not volunteer to take the injection of unknown goodness would lose their jobs and not be able to travel. He even decreed that children who did not choose to get the injection would be cast out of society.

Gaston issued passes to those who decided to ‘do the right thing’. They were declared clean and could ‘go back to normal’, but those who still refused were branded unclean and outcasts.    

Some people were really enjoying this. The bad medicine years and Gaston’s public acts of cruelty brought out the worst in some of the citizens of the new and diversely inclusive Trans-Islamic Republic of Peopleland. Those who were firmly latched onto the teet of Royal state media behaved the worst. This section of society started to become fanatically obsessed with safety and compliance, to the point where they viewed non-compliance to be a crime worthy of imprisonment and even death.

‘Why should we tolerate those who refuse ‘to do the right thing’’? ‘Let them die!’ They shouted from the comment sections of Royal state media, which also dutifully deleted any comments that questioned the medicine mandates.

On one occasion, Gaston boasted to his ministers that his loyal followers would be willing throw unvaccinated children into ovens if the Royal state media told them to do it. Such people lined up to get their children the injections completely unaware that this was a Reptile Club initiative.

At the same time, the people who had started to see through Gaston’s grand illusion began to organize and protest against the medicine mandates. Gaston started to sense that time was running out. So despite everything being closed down, Gaston decided that this would be the best time to call a snap election in the hope of gaining a majority; then he could commit some real tyranny on those who opposed goodness.

In the election, Gaston narrowly secured another even smaller minority government. He hated the idea that the people would say no to him. He extended his medicine mandates to include people who delivered food for a living – Uber Munch, Delivery-O & Skip the Liberty, and declared that their drivers would need to get the medicine if they wanted to feed the people trapped at home.

This time the people had had enough. They had become completely reliant on home delivery during the lockdowns, and had forgotten how to feed themselves. They organized and gathered together under Gaston’s Imperial balcony and booed him when he appeared that Sunday to address the nation. Gaston declared them all ‘Racists’ & ‘White Supremacists’ and vowed that he would take everything away from them.

The next morning he told the Police of Infinite Justice and Goodness to create a threat that would allow Gaston to impose martial law. Then he got Royal state media to declare that there were people who wanted to hurt his government and that he would need to use special powers to deal with them. These powers were usually saved for war, but as far as Gaston was concerned this was WAR.

The Police of Infinite Justice and Goodness took four men from one of the protests and accused them of being revolutionaries. Gaston threw them in jail and declared martial law. He also announced that anyone who dared to protest against him would be crushed by his Royal cavalry.

After weeks of protest in the main square under the very balcony that Gaston waved from each Sunday, thousands of protesters, including many elderly and children, stood peacefully in the snow reciting prayers as Gaston’s Infinite Justice and Goodness moved in and began beating them to the ground with clubs and trampling them under horses. The fresh blood of the good people of Peopleland decorated the snow as his police officers took to social media to boast of their brutality and how the overtime was paying for their swimming pools.

Gaston had finally become a real dictator, just like his real father. Now he had supreme power and the people were terrified. He sat back to savour this moment… He loved the feeling of crushing the people and could now see why his real father had enjoyed it so much.

Gaston vowed to destroy all those who dared stand against him. He announced that his government would seize all their property, including their children, and freeze the bank accounts of all those involved. His deputy minister – the one whose grandfather had accidentally been a Nazi – announced that anyone who donated more than $25 to the protests would also be cut off from their money, rendering them unable to support or feed themselves or their family.

However, Gaston did not consider the effects his actions might have on Peopleland, or that international investors might become nervous and start pulling their money out of the Trans-Islamic Republic of Peopleland, concerned that it might also be confiscation by the Gaston regime.

Gaston didn’t know it yet, but he had just overstepped the mark. In just five days the Royal Bank of Peopleland lost $8 billion as nervous international investors did exactly that, whilst the people of Peopleland also started pulling their money out of the banks in protest.

The Reptile Club who ran the banks immediately called Gaston and instructed him to cancel martial law, concerned that the bank run in Peopleland could spread to other Reptile Club nations and cause their entire financial empire to collapse.

The next day, Gaston was forced by his reptilian overlords to cancel martial law and reassure everyone that their money was safe in Peopleland. This put an end to the financial losses, but in brutally suppressing the protests against him, Gaston had revealed himself as a petulant and vengeful boy king who was willing to destroy anyone who dared to say ‘No’.

The Siege of Ottawa

As truckers and support vehicles set off from Vancouver on a foggy and freezing Sunday morning to start their long journey to Ottawa, I began to wonder what Trudeau’s response would be to the various convoys creeping towards him from every corner of the country? I didn’t have to wait long.

Early on Monday morning as the government was putting pressure on the truck convoy’s GoFundMe account, which had by then raised over $1 million dollars (now over $5 million at time of writing), Trudeau came out and dismissed opposition concerns over supply chain disruptions as ‘fear-mongering’ – which is obviously a different type of fear-mongering to sort his government, health officials and state media have been engaging in for the past two years.

Trudeau Slams Concerns Over Food Shortages As ‘Fear-mongering‘.

I was expecting something divisive and combative as a first move in what promises to be a week-long chess match to decide the fate of the country.  

But by dismissing the prospect of supply chain issues as ‘fear-mongering’, he is positioning himself to carry the full weight of any supply chain issues that result from his vaccine mandate, or from the creeping blockade. Not very bright considering that we already have food shortages in some parts of the country, which are certain to get worse with 25 – 35% of truckers no longer working those routes. Any shortage can now be legitimately loaded onto the shoulders of his collapsing political career.

The official narrative is clearly shifting as thousands of truckers prepare to lay siege to Ottawa. Both CBC & Yahoo News – state propaganda for 17 year old girls, have changed their tune in the past couple of days, lest they become entangled and dragged down by a sinking minority government.

It seemed pretty clear after just 24hrs, that Trudeau’s political career is going to be sacrificed this week. He has become a liability to the power behind the curtain, and a head will need to be offered lest the country consume everyone who has prosecuted this Covid madness.

CBC: Conservative MPs accuse Trudeau of pushing ‘vaccine vendetta’ as convoy protest heads to Ottawa  

We are witnessing Canadian history being forged in steel; the next two weeks are going to determine this country’s future.

We will see whether the Globalists back off in fear of a public and their boy prince puppet is sacrificed as an offering to the people, or whether they forge ahead with collapsing the supply chain and isolating the unvaccinated to the point where access to food becomes a challenge.

I don’t think the elites are done, but if we persevere we may well be offered a reprieve before they move to their next phase – whether that be a monkey pox they found lying around, or an orchestrated limited conflict with Russia over Ukraine.

But I do believe this phase is done, and all those involved will be thrown to the dogs if need be having served their purpose. You can smell the political blood in the water here in Canada – something has flipped; the public have finally had enough, and have been left with no option but to lay siege to the palace of Peopleland in Ottawa to topple the Bacha Bazi boy prince dictator once and for all.

The sheer determination and scale of mobilization is nothing short of astounding. The West Coast convoy alone is reported to now be 70km’s long and has already broken the Guinness world Record for longest truck convoy. Organizers are estimating there will be 10,000’s of trucks and support vehicles descending on Ottawa by the end of the week. I cannot see how this ends well for the Liberals.

As the convoy starts to execute its stranglehold the capital, expect Trudeau to start sounding like the Iraqi Minister of Information, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, during the second Gulf War of 2003 – denying that American forces were in the city.

“Maybe they will enter Umm Qasr and Basra, but how will they enter Baghdad? It will be a big oven for them. They can penetrate our borders but they cannot reach Baghdad? They will try to pull our army and troops out but we are well aware of their plans and they will fail.”

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information   March 22nd 2003

And whilst the logistical situation for Trudeau might resemble the fall of Baghdad in 2003, the 2022 Siege of Ottawa has all the makings of a classic overthrow of a despised despot by pure people power, and will most likely play out like the fall of lifelong Romanian dictator, Nicolae Ceausescu in 1989; with Trudeau making a tearful resignation speech before leaving for Cuba in a helicopter with all the country’s gold, and then remembering he’d already sold it.

Grab your trans-fat non-binary Islamic popcorn Canadians, this week is going to go down as a milestone in national history, and one that everyone can be proud of.                                     

CBC’s Irony Deficiency

In the weeks following the discovery of mass graves near residential schools in B.C. I came across CBC Radio’s B.C Today attempting to address the issue via an interview with an advocate for survivors.

It was conducted in full costume CBC cultural Kabuki by host, Michelle Eliot, who had decided the fitting approach was to affect a hammed up mournful tone that owed more to a North Korean state funeral than anything we previously referred to as journalism. It was as rich as it was awkward.

I say this, not to undermine the often brutal and dehumanizing treatment of First Nation children endured at the hands of the State and their agents in the Catholic Church, but to illustrate that CBC has now decoupled from journalism completely and now occupies a place resembling Pravda run by menopausal cat ladies who have been abusing the Green Tea.

We hear a lot from CBC about discrimination and poor treatment of marginalized peoples- whether due to race, sexuality or religion. I think we can all agree – that’s their niche. But there is one subject where you will find none of these caring virtues, and it is when CBC are reporting on the Unvaccinated.

The same week that CBC featured that interview on BC Today, they also ran a piece for a podcast entitled: Time to get tough with the Unvaccinated.

Listen to the program here

The very brief article contained a link to a CBC podcast in which the host and his guest discussed stripping away the various freedoms the unvaccinated enjoy, like full citizenship and access to services (or privileges, as they are soon to be known), until they are coerced into compliance.

Now, some will say, yeah but this is different.. it’s public health. But I am fairly confident proponents of residential schools said similar things at the time. I am sure there were similar arguments made about the greater good and ‘doing the right thing’.

Clearly CBC believes these standards of treatment only apply to those who do what they are told by the federal government and not those who find themselves on the wrong side of the narrative.

So, how far really are we from similar treatment for those who refuse to be vaccinated? And how different will it be for those children caught up on the wrong side of federal vaccination mandates? Will they require the modern equivalent of a residential school… a quarantine camp?

Anyone who retains sovereignty of mind and morality can see that both are wrong. But the loyal CBC foot soldiers of decency are growing impatient. They are just two op-eds away from throwing people into ovens over this; just read some of the CBC comments on these topics.

Remember, these are the good Canadians that have ‘done the right thing’ as Trudeau puts it.

Others are in denial; they claim that they will never do that. But they said that about vaccine passports, and here we are living under a public health apartheid with strict control over movement and access to services for anyone who does not comply with federal demands to be vaccinated.

Ultimately, it comes down to whether you trust the government and the information they provide. So what of those First Nations people who could be forgiven for not trusting the government?

It’ll be back to a Public Health version of a residential school for them, but don’t expect CBC to appreciate the irony of the situation, or their complicity.