Woke Women: What Are They Good For?

I was watching an old episode of Cracker the other evening. Robbie Coltrane plays Fitz – a gambling addicted drunk and criminal psychologist who solves murders for Manchester police by providing them with a window in on the subconscious of the killer. The series dates back to 1993, and in one of the first scenes Fitz goes out for dinner with his wife and another couple, but after a few drinks he starts ripping into their female dining partner for employing a brown nanny at $3 an hour to look after her kids, whilst she earns $20 an hour lecturing on feminism at the university.

‘If only she was black, or better still, Filipino’ Fitz goads. The scene is cut prematurely short with still more to unpack, when he has a drink thrown in his face.

The fuel for Fitz’s fury was that she does not acknowledge the hypocrisy she is engaging in – the lucrative career championing the feminist struggle made possible by exploitative cheap labour of other women.

If anything, some 30 years later things have only got worse – we now live in a culture fully immersed in subversion and associated hypocricy – where up is down, silence is violence, men are women; and everything is a cultural crime scene investigated by political appointees.

I am Karen, Hear Me Roar.

The past two years of the pandemic have all been about demographics and data. Ironically, we know now that Covid almost exclusively killed people over 80; we know that children were at virtually no risk of serious illness, and we know that the overall survival rate was over 99.5%.

The pandemic has also revealed that the manipulation and lies that we have labored under was prosecuted almost exclusively by woke women in positions of middle to senior management. Show me a department where Covid mandates and unscientific expectations were ruthlessly enforced, and at the helm will be a woke woman with psychotic Bambi eyes straining from behind her mask overseeing a risk averse tyranny of disproportionate response.

Woke women were not only overrepresented in the implementation of tyranny over the past two years, during that time they also revealed themselves as the weak structural link in any functioning system. What is it about this demographic that made them so susceptible to the anxiety driven suspension of common sense and cultural self-destruction?

Woke western women have been weaponized to work against the target culture from both within the family, and from the heights of senior management they now occupy, in a way that is reminiscent of how Edward Bernays – the father of advertising, first duped them into smoking cigarettes post WW1, by selling it as sexual liberation.

To get a deeper understanding of this type of mass manipulation, I would encourage anyone who has not yet, to see the excellent mini-series by filmmaker Adam Curtis on the life and work of PR psychologist, Edward Bernays entitled: The Century of the Self

In true Bernays style, the term ‘Karen’ is yet another subversive tool devised to then muddy the waters even further by silencing white women in favour of women of colour, unless of course those white women were willing to publically self flagellate with the same flail they had just finished using on their men.

Misery Demands Company

Woke women are desperately unhappy in their new role. The collapse in Western civilization has sold them Thelma & Louise with an Only Fans Plug-In, and handed then the wheel, but they are miserable and lost – their traditional role at the centre of the family and community has been replaced with the offer of being ‘Shit Men’ as my friend puts it. We have created an advanced society in which men are encouraged to be pathetic versions of women, and women are encouraged to be a shit version of men.

In East Vancouver young women dress like Gulag residents – dungarees, boots, shaved heads, round glasses, big coats and wool hats. They are fully ‘liberated’ and control every aspect of their lives down to gender identity, but they don’t dress like liberated spirits, they dress like inmates; prisoners of their excessive freedom. They seem unsatisfied with the wet beta males they have helped create, and it’s understandable – they have emasculated their men to the point that even they don’t want to fuck them. Instead they lust for Rousseau’s Noble Savage – those that haven’t been under their scalpel; the culturally un-castrated foreigner. It’s the wholesale rejection of the product they helped design & create. Do you use your product? Never!

‘I don’t have kids, I have dogs instead…’

‘Why would I want to bring children into this world?’ (The world you helped create?)

‘There are too many people, it’d be better for the environment if everyone stopped having children…’

‘He’s a nice caring guy, but I don’t want to fuck him.. I want someone with confidence who takes control.’

These harpies are a societal definition of misanthropic and confused misery. They have rendered themselves redundant. They are not men, nor are they women; they are now little more than an activated accelerator for societal collapse. You can see what has happened here.

Conversely, the women I know who embrace what would be described as ‘traditional values’ are both comfortable within themselves, and appreciate their significance at the center of both their family and community where they are valued and respected. Such women, rather than being victims of the patriarchy, are not only by-and-large happier and more influential than their liberated counterparts, they are also valued and celebrated in a meaningful way.

But of course, the only version of motherhood that is celebrated by the media is that of single motherhood – the version where the state is the father.

And so we have to import people to keep the wheels of society in motion – Filipino nannies who have to leave their own families to clean for career woke white women whilst they earn four times as much lecturing in Women’s Studies, or care for them once they become incapable and isolated by their choices. Brown people to serve them fast food; more brown people to sell them gas, and of course mass immigration policies to feed it all. This is the nothing short of the wholesale destruction of all societies and all families.

No wonder they are annoyed when someone points it out.

The Siege of Ottawa

As truckers and support vehicles set off from Vancouver on a foggy and freezing Sunday morning to start their long journey to Ottawa, I began to wonder what Trudeau’s response would be to the various convoys creeping towards him from every corner of the country? I didn’t have to wait long.

Early on Monday morning as the government was putting pressure on the truck convoy’s GoFundMe account, which had by then raised over $1 million dollars (now over $5 million at time of writing), Trudeau came out and dismissed opposition concerns over supply chain disruptions as ‘fear-mongering’ – which is obviously a different type of fear-mongering to sort his government, health officials and state media have been engaging in for the past two years.

Trudeau Slams Concerns Over Food Shortages As ‘Fear-mongering‘.

I was expecting something divisive and combative as a first move in what promises to be a week-long chess match to decide the fate of the country.  

But by dismissing the prospect of supply chain issues as ‘fear-mongering’, he is positioning himself to carry the full weight of any supply chain issues that result from his vaccine mandate, or from the creeping blockade. Not very bright considering that we already have food shortages in some parts of the country, which are certain to get worse with 25 – 35% of truckers no longer working those routes. Any shortage can now be legitimately loaded onto the shoulders of his collapsing political career.

The official narrative is clearly shifting as thousands of truckers prepare to lay siege to Ottawa. Both CBC & Yahoo News – state propaganda for 17 year old girls, have changed their tune in the past couple of days, lest they become entangled and dragged down by a sinking minority government.

It seemed pretty clear after just 24hrs, that Trudeau’s political career is going to be sacrificed this week. He has become a liability to the power behind the curtain, and a head will need to be offered lest the country consume everyone who has prosecuted this Covid madness.

CBC: Conservative MPs accuse Trudeau of pushing ‘vaccine vendetta’ as convoy protest heads to Ottawa  

We are witnessing Canadian history being forged in steel; the next two weeks are going to determine this country’s future.

We will see whether the Globalists back off in fear of a public and their boy prince puppet is sacrificed as an offering to the people, or whether they forge ahead with collapsing the supply chain and isolating the unvaccinated to the point where access to food becomes a challenge.

I don’t think the elites are done, but if we persevere we may well be offered a reprieve before they move to their next phase – whether that be a monkey pox they found lying around, or an orchestrated limited conflict with Russia over Ukraine.

But I do believe this phase is done, and all those involved will be thrown to the dogs if need be having served their purpose. You can smell the political blood in the water here in Canada – something has flipped; the public have finally had enough, and have been left with no option but to lay siege to the palace of Peopleland in Ottawa to topple the Bacha Bazi boy prince dictator once and for all.

The sheer determination and scale of mobilization is nothing short of astounding. The West Coast convoy alone is reported to now be 70km’s long and has already broken the Guinness world Record for longest truck convoy. Organizers are estimating there will be 10,000’s of trucks and support vehicles descending on Ottawa by the end of the week. I cannot see how this ends well for the Liberals.

As the convoy starts to execute its stranglehold the capital, expect Trudeau to start sounding like the Iraqi Minister of Information, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, during the second Gulf War of 2003 – denying that American forces were in the city.

“Maybe they will enter Umm Qasr and Basra, but how will they enter Baghdad? It will be a big oven for them. They can penetrate our borders but they cannot reach Baghdad? They will try to pull our army and troops out but we are well aware of their plans and they will fail.”

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information   March 22nd 2003

And whilst the logistical situation for Trudeau might resemble the fall of Baghdad in 2003, the 2022 Siege of Ottawa has all the makings of a classic overthrow of a despised despot by pure people power, and will most likely play out like the fall of lifelong Romanian dictator, Nicolae Ceausescu in 1989; with Trudeau making a tearful resignation speech before leaving for Cuba in a helicopter with all the country’s gold, and then remembering he’d already sold it.

Grab your trans-fat non-binary Islamic popcorn Canadians, this week is going to go down as a milestone in national history, and one that everyone can be proud of.                                     

The Fash Mark: Right Wing Crypto-Currencies Enter the Market

 

 

As Crypto-currencies continue their meteoric rise, today saw the launch of the first politically driven crypto-currency, the Fash Mark.

As the name suggests, The Fash Mark is a right wing currency created to capture the political & economic will of a growing number of people across Western societies who wish to invest in crypto-currencies ethically.

Unlike Bitcoin, which employs complicated algorithms to ‘mine’ for units, leaving behind open pits and a large environmental footprint, the creators of the Fash Mark claim they are have been able to create units of currency from collecting all the liberal tears and melting snowflakes of 2016 in vast reservioirs, before forcing them at high pressure into hydro-electro pumps, which then churn out environmentally clean fascist crypto-currencies: Fash Marks.

The people behind the Fash mark are reported to have made their fortune during the great Meme War of 2016, after which the bottom fell out of the liberal tears & melting snowflakes market.

In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine earlier this month, founder Otto Skorzeny said:

‘After the election of Trump, there were parts of California that had’t seen rain in months that were suddenly a foot under water with liberal tears. In the past companies had collected them to sell as an assault rifle lubricant, but the sheer volume we saw on November the 9th was a strain on the sewage system.

I realized that the salty bitch tears of progressives was perfect for the hydro electro-turbine I had been working on for creating an environmentally sound crypto-currency.’

When asked how many Fash Marks will be created, Skorzeny gave this reply:

‘We haven’t set a limit; it’s down to how many tears and how much melting snowflake water is produced and can be collected. Basically the more liberals and the left whine and bitch, the more Fash Marks will be created.’

Trudeau’s ‘Hug a Terrorist’ Program For Returning ISIS Fighters

 

 

Justin Trudeau’s Liberal government reached a new plateau of transcendental thinking, when it announced that Canadians returning from fighting for ISIS in Syria & Iraq will be ‘re-habilitated’ rather than prosecuted or killed.

Whilst most other Western nations have stated that the only practical solution is for their domestic ISIS fighters to be killed in country and not return, the Trudeau government is offering hugs and hot chocolate to those who have been busy decapitating children in the name of Allah.

U.S. Special Envoy, Brett McGurk stated explicitly on a recent visit to Syria. “Our mission is to make sure that any foreign fighter who is here, who joined ISIS from a foreign country and came into Syria, that they will die here in Syria.”

France, too, is working to eradicate its jihadis overseas. A Wall Street Journal investigation published in May quoted French and Iraqi officials describing French special forces co-operating with Iraqi units to hunt down and kill French jihadis.

Whilst The Sunday Times reports that Britain’s Special Air Service, SAS, has been given a “kill list” of British jihadis, including notorious ISIS recruiter and convert Sally Jones.

U.K government minister Rory Stewart said “Converts who leave Britain to fight for the terror group are guilty of horrific acts and the only way of dealing with them is to kill them “in almost every case”.

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These countries, all of which have extensive experience at the business end of Islamic terrorism, appreciate that this is the only practical solution; to allow these people back into their countries is to expose their populations to almost certain acts of terror.

Canadian state apparatus, CBC pimped the official line dutifully when it echoed the statement made by Public Safety Minister Ralph Goodale  that “Canada does not engage in death squads.”

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The irony that this statement should be made by a minister with the title of Public Safety Minister would be Pythonesque if it wasn’t so perverse.

Trudeau’s Liberals may find the prospect of killing Canadian Islamic fighters – which are estimated to number 200 in number – too distasteful to contemplate, but the Minister for Public Safety is clearly willing to provide safe passage for Islamic death squads returning home after defeat in Syria & Iraq, who will then be free to target Canadians at home as they have previously threatened.

None of this makes sense of course unless you are ideologically addled progressive for whom ideals trump reality and the safety of your citizens, whom you have been elected to protect and serve.

Canadians should be concerned that a rich kid like Trudeau, raised on pure ideology, should be in a position to knowingly endanger their families’ safety for the sake of a political indulgence.

If these returning Islamic fighters decide after the hugs and generous welfare offerings, that what Allah really wants is a truck attack on pedestrians, or a knife attack on shoppers, then Trudeau and his government of progressive impairment will be complicit in any deaths that follow.

Black Pudding: Right Wing Superfood

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pepe the Frog & Trash Dove, are being joined by an Alt Right superfood, Black Pudding. A traditional food found throughout Europe, it consists of a sausage made from pig’s blood, which is first boiled down and reduced after which cuts of pork fat are added. ‘Loaded with protein, potassium, calcium and magnesium, as well as being practically carb free,’ Black Pudding is being hailed as a super-food

Darren Beale from MuscleFood.com said: “2015 saw healthy eating reach a new level and this year we predict this trend is only going to get bigger. Some of the foods have been on the up for a while like avocado oil and maca root, but others like mushrooms and black pudding have been a total surprise to us.

“It’s great to have this new research available to find out the hidden qualities in food and we can’t wait to see how these new trends take off.”

At least one butcher claims to have seen a boom in sales. Lorna Maclennan, director of Stornoway’s Charles Macleod Butchers’ shop, told the Stornoway Gazette: “We have had a surge in the number of people ordering their black puddings direct, January is usually quiet, but we have had 100 orders with more coming in all the time.”

You might be scared of saying what you really think on Facebook, but you can still eat what you like.

Made from pork and pig’s blood, Black Pudding is recognized as being the most anti-Islamic food on the planet. And this could go some way to explain its renaissance amongst a growing numbers of nationalists resisting federalist tyranny & Islamic immigration within the E.U, as people’s eating habits are not currently subjected to the same coercisive control as their social media profiles.

Former UKiP leader Nigel Farage is said to consume three per day, and when Donald Trump became U.S. President, Farage is said to have presented him with a stick of weapon’s grade Lancastrian black pudding; whilst French presidential hopeful, Marine Le Pen has a slice added to smoothies.

Black Pudding in it’s natural environment.

The best way to enjoy black pudding is to serve it grilled as part of a fried English breakfast with a mandatory accompanyment of HP Sauce. At Christmas, it can also be presented as a side dish to ward off both vegan SJW’s & Islamists during the festive season. And if eaten in sufficient quantities, it produces a ‘Vampire high’ – an iron rush similar to those enjoyed by blood suckers.

Deus Vult: Black Pudding wrapped in bacon escorted by a flotilla of cocktail sausages during Christmas Day manoeuvres.

One of the most astonishing things about black pudding is that it has so far survived the current puritanical pogrom of liberal book burning and banning. You look at it and you think to yourself: how the fuck is this stuff still legal? Its mere availability in butcher’s shop windows and on the menu at cafes across the western world, is the biggest fuck you both the E.U. tyrants and Islamofascists could receive.

So eat up and enjoy. The consuming of black pudding is an act of both religious & political defiance, and any other Pope in history would be offering treasures in heaven for its mass consumption by children.

Deus Vult Bitchez!

 

Islam & the Media: An Anatomy of Bias

As we recently pointed out in The Progressive Pecking Order, there is a hierachical bias that’s being engineered, and last week’s Westminister Bridge Islamic terror attack in London provided an anatomy of that bias.

Whenever we are treated to yet another Islamic terror attack, often before the bodies are even cold or distant relatives have been informed, the scribes of progressive propaganda are working into the small hours of the night putting together articles warning that the potential for a backlash means that the real victims in this equation, are Muslims. Muslims at mosques linked to Khalid Masood fear anti-Islam backlashAfter the New York bomb, Muslim Americans are braced for a backlashMuslims in bombing suspect’s city safeguard community from backlash etc, etc.

Yes, because only when Muslims go on a murderous rampage, are Muslims the real victims… Because of what could happen to them if there was a backlash. Not that there ever is really. But just in case you were having any feelings of anger over yet another attack by adherents of a religion that have been given a home, the liberal media are there to make you feel so utterly ashamed of any natural feelings you might harbour, that you’ll shove them back inside yourself and feel suitably bad for ever having them.

Shame & coercion, it’s a both a bitch, and a staple.

After each attack – which we now have to count like Hollywood sequels: Paris – Charlie Hebdo; Paris 2: Bataclan; London – 7/7 etc., the liberal press rummage through their empty bag of excuses like the sniveling mother of a habitual criminal looking for a pack of tissues, ‘he’s a good boy really, just misunderstood.’

But, when on the rare occasion the gunman actually turns out to be white and the motive can be pinned anywhere near the right wing – like a tail on a donkey at a ketamine party for six year olds, – ‘anywhere near the body will do kid.’

We always hear that we shouldn’t blame the actions of an individual on the larger group they belong to. So shouldn’t we extend the same usual reluctance to tar a group for the actions of a ‘tiny minority’, to Conservatives and those on the Alt-Right? Of course not, are you fucking mad? That luxury is reserved for members of the religion of permanent offence and special needs – Islam.

What about all that stuff in the Quran about killing the unbelievers, and those who insult the prophet? They get a pass; that’s taken out of context. We don’t talk about that.

Instead we get: ‘Islam promotes peace’, or my favourite ‘Islam has nothing to do with terror’ as Hillary Clinton declared. These people have de-coupled from reality and clearly expect the rest of us to come along for the ride.

We are asked to fact check our ‘fake news’ with Buzzfeed, but never to fact check the lies we are told about Islam.

The Right’s Perceived Future Crimes

What has been introduced in its place are the hate crimes of the right in the eyes of the left. Any whiff of association and you are guilty, not only of whatever crime it is, but all society’s ills.

These crimes can even be perceived potential future crimes rather than actual real world historical examples, as in the case of Donald Trump. E.g. Trump is Hitler; he’s literally going to destroy the world; he’s going to be be impeached any day now for his racism and war crimes.

The left wasn’t interested in Hillary’s rap sheet that read like that of an inner city gangbanger, or that she was under three separate FBI investigations during her campaign. They were too busy fabricating something that could sink Trump.

Yeah, But White Christian Terrorism Is Just As Bad.

No it’s fucking not. White terrorism is a crime so rare you need a time machine to connect all the dots. I’ll help you out: Unibomber…Timothy McVeigh… Anders Breivik… Dylan Roof. Unlike Islamic terror, which requires a hand tally counter, good carpal tunnels, and lots of free time. Those guys are killing round-the-clock faster than you can count. The comparison is ludicruous and serves only to highlight the batshit insane bias that passes for reality on the left.

Fact check: In 627AD, the Prophet Mohammed oversaw the execution of 600-900 men and boys. More Details

Fact Check: Islamic scripture permits a follower to lie and deceive if the goal is the establishment of an Islamic society? More Details

Fact Check: Islam preaches peace, and that killing is wrong, but the people who cite this verse often fail to mention that this courtesy is not extended to non-Muslims. More Details

Fact Check: Non-believers living under an Islamic society are permitted three options: convert, pay protection money or die. More Details

On that reckoning, Anders Breivik is a better role model than the Prophet Mohammed.

It feels like we somewhere there was a shift in the fabric of time and now we are living in an alternate dimension, where up is down; in is out, and people who follow the teachings of a murderous warlord, are all about peace despite the mountain of stone cold evidence to the contrary.

To call Islam a religion, let alone a ‘religion of peace’, is generous at best. It’s a political system of conquest based on the deception and subjegation of host societies. I would suggest everyone learns something about what Islam actually teaches before they agree to opening the gates any further. We have a working model of the collapse mass Islamic immigration brings in France, Belgium, Sweden and Germany. What makes you think it will play out any differently in North America?

Hoping for the best in the face of overwhelming contrary evidence is recklessly dangerous. Politicians & supporters who wish to continue with such policies should be forced implement them at gunpoint. That is how hard we should make it for them to do this.

It’s True: The Fascists Are Coming

A Brief History of Attempted Dialogue

It has gone something like this: we have been saying, ‘Western liberal societies have adopted suicidal immigration policies which are sowing the seeds for an ethnic war that will look like Bosnia on steroids.’

And then the left go: ‘Your hate speech is offensive and needs to be silenced with coercion and violence. Look at this person everyone, they are a fascist!’

Then we go, ‘Look, you are going to need to engage at some point. Trump’s victory, like the Brexit referendum before it, was a clear rejection of the failed progressive policies of the last 20 years.’

And then the left goes: ‘La la la la la la. Can’t hear you racist fascist xenophobe! Go away.’

So we go away and start organizing.

Then the left starts wondering. ‘Why’s everyone going fascist? Can’t be anything that we’ve done; everything we do is right; they must be bad people who were just looking for an excuse to be a fascist.’

So, after many many years now of attempting to engage and explain to liberals and leftists what is happening and why. I think it’s best if we just admit that what they fear is true: The fascists are coming and they are most probably going to want to kill you.

The rise of the right has nothing to do with ramming failed progressive policies down the throats of populations who increasingly don’t buy the narrative, and everything to do with us just being ‘bad bastards’ who have been waiting all our lives for the opportunity to start killing people who just want to create the perfect world for everyone.

There. Does that make it better?

Suffering Is Good For You

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Scientists working at the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) deep below the Swiss countryside who have been using a giant atomic particle Nascar track to search for the elusive God Particle, this week made a startling discover they believe could throw some light on questions that have puzzled mankind for thousands of years.

Though it might be considered somewhat short of the main prize, what scientists working on the Hadron Collider believe they have discovered is that, contrary to what many would have us believe, we are not here on this planet to enjoy our fucking selves.

According to Jean Lapin, the programme’s chief scientist, ‘We may not have found the elusive God particle, but what we have discovered so far suggests that rather than to be avoided at all cost, suffering and adversity are a natural part of life, and a key component to spiritual and personal development.’

This may come as a surprise to many who have been raised within societies where discomfort and suffering are seen as an enemy to be eradicated where possible.

As a child I recall the dentist trying to forego anaesthetics for small childhood fillings ‘Just raise you hand if it hurts’ he’d say; it inevitably did. Nowadays they apologies profusely if you can taste the numbing gel they apply to the area before the anaesthetic.

Like harsh physical environments, suffering of a phychological & spiritual nature provides a vehicle for personal growth & development. This is something that is reflected in the experiences of our grandparents, who invested in long term marriages, life long highly skilled trades, and appreciated the value and cost of everything from the food on their plate, to a screwdriver or hammer they would still mourn the lose of years later.

Beyond the anecdotal, the link between trial, suffering, sacrifice and ultimate redemption features repeatedly in Christian scripture. The passages of both the Old & New Testaments are littered with such calls to personal sacrifice as a way of attaining wisdom and becoming closer to God – the trial of Job at the hand of Satan being the most famous, however suffering and trial is found at the core of all Christian teachings.

The Redundancy of God & Fragility of Order

This disconnection also affords atheism. It is a luxury almost exclusively enjoyed by comfortable first world societies. People who get their food out of a packet at a supermarket and are supported by complex welfare systems are largely insulated from the harsh realities of staying alive, and can therefore indulge in fantasies of independence & invincibility, that poorer, more vulnerable people, who live close to the practical realities of human existence cannot.

Living in a high-rise in an earthquake zone is the epitome of this mindset.

Our modern mechanized societies are a panic away from shortages and three away from societal collapse. It’s about time we stopped patting ourselves on the back congratulating ourselves for the heady heights we have attained.

I live in a city where people don’t even bother looking up from iPhones in order to cross a side street. That’s because the law has made it my job as a driver to make sure they stay alive. These people aren’t even responsible for their own safety. We have created a generation of people who cannot even cross a fucking road safely. As I helpfully point out to my kids in a way they appreciate: ‘Look kids, if that person was an animal in the jungle, they’d be dead by now.’

What happens when those people run out of food? Their life expectancy becomes that of their battery.

We are woefully unprepared as modern urbanized societies to weather any sort of crisis and this is, by and large, due to the insulation of comfort and air of invincibility we have wrapped ourselves in. It has afforded us a disconnection to the harsh realities of keeping ourselves or families alive and withered our relationship with the spirit.

Those who have only known comfort are in for a viciously steep learning curve if the fabric of society ever buckles. Scratch the veneer of civility and the magma of practical necessity erupts.

Be strong. Be everything you can. Enjoy the suffering.

 

Little Mosque On The Prairie: Trudeau’s Best Case Scenario.

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Canadian President & national pool boy, Justin Trudeau has revealed that his pro-Islamic immigration policy is based entirely on a  CBC’s Little Mosque On The Prairie.

The DVD series was lent to him by George Soros after one of their cozy little chats, in which Soros laid out his plan for the perfect society and Trudeau sat there mesmerized like Scoobie Doo being shown a ham & pickle hoagie.

Trudeau admitted binge watching all six seasons with wife, Sophie, which led to him basing his entire immigration policy upon the warm glow it gave him just behind his penis.

He is thought to have shared this detail with U.S. President, Donald Trump during his recent meeting; after which, Trump immediately began looking into building a wooden fence along the northern border out of all the lumber Canada would no longer be selling to the U.S.