Chinese Military Enters Syria

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In what a new Ministry of Defense (MoD) report circulating in the Kremlin today is describing as President Barack Obama’s “worst nightmare”, the Ministry of National Defense (MoND) of the People’s Republic of China has secured the permission of the Syria Arab Republic to begin “flooding” into the Levant War Zone up to 5,000 of its most elite military forces, and which will first include the feared Shenyang Military Region “Siberian Tiger” Special Forces and Lanzhou Military Region “Night Tiger” Special Forces Units.

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Saudi Arabia: Axle of Evil

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Containing the scourge of Islamist terror will be impossible without containing the ideology that drives it: Wahhabism, a messianic, jihad-extolling form of Sunni fundamentalism whose international expansion has been bankrolled by oil-rich sheikhdoms, especially Saudi Arabia. That is why the newly announced Saudi-led anti-terror coalition, the Islamic Military Alliance to Fight Terrorism, should be viewed with profound skepticism.

Saudi Arabia has been bankrolling Islamist terrorism since the oil-price boom of the 1970s dramatically boosted the country’s wealth. According to a 2013 European Parliament report, some of the $10 billion invested by Saudi Arabia for “its Wahhabi agenda” in South and Southeast Asia was “diverted” to terrorist groups, including Lashkar-e-Taiba, which carried out the 2008 Mumbai terror attacks.  Read More

Hillary: Trump is ISIL’s Best Recruiter

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… But fails to mention that she ran the operation to supply them with weapons.

Hillary Clinton accused Donald Trump of becoming Isil’s “best recruiter” during Saturday’s Democratic presidential debate in a fierce condemnation of the Republican front-runner’s call to ban all Muslims from entering the US.

“They are going to people showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists,” she said. “So I want to explain why this is not in America’s interest to react with this kind of fear and respond to this sort of bigotry.”

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Haven Monahan must be heartbroken

University of Virginia rape-hoaxer Jackie Coakley, whose fanciful and false tale of being gang raped by frat boys was exactly the sort of outlandish fiction Rolling Stone writer Sabrina Erdely was hoping for, has apparently found herself a sucker the love of her life the only male in North America who hasn’t heard of this Google contraption.

GotNews.com recently reported the happy couple tied the knot in a beach wedding, with pictures posted on Coakley’s father’s Facebook profile.

Well, to Ms. Coakley’s new Mr., we say, “Good luck sir. And get everything in writing with third party verification.”

No word on whether Coakley sent herself a congratulatory email from her phantom ex “Haven Monahan.”

Light sabres and Lubriderm

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Star Wars fans aren’t just busy getting into the new Star Wars movie proper, but also a ton of Star Wars-inspired porno:

Porn retailer GameLink said sales of “Star Wars XXX” — a 2012 parody flick that features the classic characters making Wookiee — have surged 500% in the last two weeks.

That’s a whole lot of fans getting a good grip on their “light sabres.”

More at the New York Daily News

Whitesnake song soothes rather than tortures

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A Guantanamo Bay terror detainee found the annoying old Whitesnake hit song “Here I Go” again gave him strength when it was intended to torment him into compliance.

Whose side are you on, David Coverdale?

…he says singing the lyrics to Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again – which US authorities used as part of a noise torture tactic which involved playing loud music and white noise – helped him focus on the day he would finally be free.

Psst… for future reference, the correct answer is either Skinny Puppy or Bananarama. Five minutes of that crap and they’ll tell you everything you want to hear.

Read the whole story on the BBC, or just the part that Classic Rock Magazine thought was important here.

Super Market Slavery

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Every morning at 2 a.m., they heard a kick on the door and a threat: Get up or get beaten. For the next 16 hours, No. 31 and his wife stood in the factory that owned them with their aching hands in ice water. They ripped the guts, heads, tails and shells off shrimp bound for overseas markets, including grocery stores and all-you-can-eat buffets across the United States.

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