Haven Monahan must be heartbroken

University of Virginia rape-hoaxer Jackie Coakley, whose fanciful and false tale of being gang raped by frat boys was exactly the sort of outlandish fiction Rolling Stone writer Sabrina Erdely was hoping for, has apparently found herself a sucker the love of her life the only male in North America who hasn’t heard of this Google contraption.

GotNews.com recently reported the happy couple tied the knot in a beach wedding, with pictures posted on Coakley’s father’s Facebook profile.

Well, to Ms. Coakley’s new Mr., we say, “Good luck sir. And get everything in writing with third party verification.”

No word on whether Coakley sent herself a congratulatory email from her phantom ex “Haven Monahan.”

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